Scenes rau ib tug txiv neej (60 xyoo) - funny, comic
Scenes rau ib tug txiv neej (60 xyoo) - funny, comic
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Hnub so txaus siab tshaj plaws yog hnub tseem ceeb rau hnub yug rau xyoo ntawm ib tug neeg. Nws tsis muaj teeb meem leej twg yog tus hero ntawm lub ntees - ib tug txiv neej los yog ib tug poj niam, rau txhua leej txhua tus hnub so no tseem ceeb heev. Qhov no yog thawj hnub tseem ceeb tom qab ib nrab xyoo pua dhau los, yog li nws yuav tsum ua kev zoo siab nrog kev hwm. Tus neeg uas mus txog lub hnub nyoog no nws zoo nkauj heev, nws muaj kev paub ntau hauv lub neej thiab muaj peev xwm muab tswv yim zoo.

Yog tias peb tham txog ib tug txiv neej, feem ntau, los ntawm hnub nyoog no nws tau ua tiav txhua yam nws xav tau hauv lub neej: nws tau ua haujlwm, tsa nws cov menyuam kom muaj meej mom thiab tau txais txiaj ntsig ntawm "txiv yawg". Nyob rau hnub no, nws tsis xav tau dab tsi tab sis kev saib xyuas thiab saib xyuas ntawm nws cov neeg hlub, yog li koj yuav tsum xav txog kev zoo siab thiab yuav ua li cas thiaj li tuaj nrog sketches rau ib tug txiv neej lub hnub yug 60 xyoo. Kev sib tw txias yuav zoo siab tsis yog tsuas yog tus tub hnub yug xwb, tab sis txhua tus qhua.

Khoom plig tsis tsim nyog muab rau tus phab ej hnub

60 xyoo yog hnub tsim nyog. Nws yog qhov zoo dua los tuaj rau nws yam tsis muaj khoom plig tag nrho tshaj li muab qee qhov tsis zoo xws li shaving ua npuas ncauj. Nws yog tsim nyog sau cia tias qhov no yog, thawj zaug ntawm tag nrho cov, hnub so ntawm tus ntsuj plig. Yog li ntawd, koj tsis tas yuav khoom plig rau pensioners,xws li cov thom khwm sov, khau khiab, hauv ncoo xis nyob. Tom qab tag nrho, ib tug txiv neej yuav xav tias nws yog ib tug yawg laus.

Cov kev xav tsis zoo kuj tuaj yeem ua rau cov khoom uas qhia tias yog lub sijhawm rau tus neeg so haujlwm. Tsis zoo li cov poj niam, cov txiv neej tsis txaus siab rau cov khoom plig cim lossis cov khoom nyiam romantic. Yog li ntawd, lawv tsis zoo li yuav zoo siab nrog cov tub txib saum ntuj, amulets lossis figurines. Ib qho tshwj xeeb yuav yog cov khoom tsim los kho lub vaj, tsev thiab vaj.

Koj yuav tsum tsis txhob muab cov tais diav, tais diav thiab lwm yam khoom siv rau tus txiv neej.

khoom plig zoo tshaj rau tus phab ej hnub

Yog tias tus phab ej ntawm lub sijhawm yog tus phooj ywg qhua lossis cov npoj yaig, koj tuaj yeem nthuav qhia nws nrog xws li khoom plig xws li cawv txiv hmab kim ntawm lub npe zoo. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog tam sim no yuav yog rau kev nyiam ntawm cov neeg uas sau cov khoom zoo li no. Koj yuav tsum tsis txhob categorically tsis zoo txog cov tshuaj pleev ib ce ua khoom plig rau tus hero ntawm hnub. Koj tuaj yeem nthuav qhia cov naj hoom kim thiab lwm yam khoom los ntawm cov chaw tsim khoom muaj npe nrov. Kev saib xyuas tshwj xeeb yuav tsum tau them rau qhov nyiam ntawm tus txiv neej hnub yug. Piv txwv li, yog nws nyiam nuv ntses, nuv ntses zoo, lub nkoj, lossis ib lub tsho uas tsis muaj zog yuav yog ib qho khoom plig zoo.

sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo txias
sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo txias

Qee tus neeg yuav tsheb thaum muaj hnub nyoog 60 xyoo, yog li lawv yuav xav tau tus navigator zoo, cov ntaus cim npe lossis xov tooj sawv. Yog hais tias tus hero ntawm lub hnub muaj kev zoo siab ntawm kev lom zem, ces koj muaj peev xwm muab nws ib tug comic khoom plig, piv txwv li, ib tug tas luav los ntawm nws daim duab. Yog hais tias ib tug neeg ua hauj lwm nyob rau hauv nws lub chaw ua hauj lwm, ces mus decorate nws, koj muaj peev xwmnthuav tawm cov duab luxurious ntawm cov khoom kim heev uas yuav hais txog cov xwm txheej ntawm tus tswv. Lub rooj kas fes me me, rooj zaum rooj zaum, lossis txee kuj tuaj yeem ua ke.

Raws li txoj cai, los ntawm hnub nyoog no tus neeg tau ua tiav ntau hauv lub neej, yog li khoom plig yuav tsum tau muab nrog kev hwm. Tsis tas li ntawd, nws yog ib qho tsim nyog los npaj cov nqe lus zoo siab ua ntej. Yuav tsum xav txog kev tuav ib qho chaw nyob rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej hnub nyoog 60 xyoo, lub caij txias tuaj yeem ua rau tus phab ej niaj hnub thiab txhua tus qhua luag.

Scene about Hottabich

Scenes nyob rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo, txias pranks thiab kev sib tw yuav txawv. Tag nrho cov ntawm lawv yuav ua rau lub hnub so ci ntsa iab thiab lom zem ntau dua. Yog hais tias tus hero ntawm lub hnub muaj kev nkag siab zoo ntawm kev lom zem, koj tuaj yeem npaj ib qho kev ua yeeb yam, ua yeeb yam rau Tus Txiv Neej Laus Hottabych. Yuav kom lub scenes rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej muaj hnub nyoog 60 xyoo kom zoo dua nrog kev lom zem, nws yog ib qho tsim nyog yuav tau npaj lub tsev ua ntej. Rau kev yaum, pa taws yuav tsum tau tshuab ua ntej qhov kev ua haujlwm pib.

sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo comic
sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo comic

Tus tswv tsev, uas tam sim ntawd tshwm sim ntawm theem, yuav tsum ua txuj tias nws tsis nkag siab tias nws nyob qhov twg. Tom qab xav ntau, cov lus teb los rau nws lub taub hau: “Auj, yog, nws yog ib hnub tseem ceeb! Zoo, nyob qhov twg tus hero ntawm lub ntees nyob ntawm no?”.

Tus dab neeg dab neeg yuav tsum mus ncig txhua tus qhua, thiab thaum nws ntsib tus phab ej hnub qub, nws yuav tsum hais cov kab lus hauv qab no: "Yog li, peb hnub nyoog pes tsawg? Tej zaum tshaj 20 lawm? Zoo, ntau tshaj ib puas, koj tsis saib!"

Tom qab cov lus nug no, tus phab ej ntawm hnub yuav tsum nthuav tawm nws lub hnub nyoog, yog tias qhov no tsis tshwm sim, tus tshaj tawmnws tus kheej kawm tus lej los ntawm cov ntawv sau ntawm cov ntawv tshaj tawm lossis los ntawm cov qhua.

Hottabych hais tias nws paub txog hnub so uas yuav los tom ntej no, yog li ntawd nws tsis tuaj ntawm tes. Tom qab ntawd, nws pib seev cev thiab npuaj tes, imperceptibly dai balloons hla lub taub hau ntawm tus hero ntawm lub hnub. Lawv yuav tsum muaj cov ntawv txhab nyiaj.

Hottabych: "Kuv tus phab ej hnub no, kuv tuaj yeem ua tiav koj qhov kev xav tau. Yog tias koj xav tau, kuv tuaj yeem ua rau koj ua tus txiv neej nplua nuj tshaj plaws hauv ntiaj teb."

Tom qab cov lus no, tus txiv neej laus yuav tsum tau ntaus nws ko taw thiab tawg tag nrho cov balloons kom cov nqi poob rau ntawm tus phab ej hnub no.

Khottabych: “Tej zaum nyiaj tsis coj kev zoo siab? Koj puas xav kom koj noj qab haus huv zoo? Nws rub ib tug plaub hau ntawm nws hwj txwv thiab stamps nws ko taw. Tom qab ntawd, tus qhua nkag mus rau theem, tuav lub cim loj nrog cov ntawv sau "kev noj qab haus huv".

Khottabych: "Kev noj qab haus huv yog qhov tseeb, zoo, tab sis nws kuj xav tau kev hlub!"

Tus tswv swm nws ko taw, thiab peb tus poj niam tawm tuaj rau tus phab ej, suav nrog nws tus poj niam.

Hottabych: "Xaiv, kuv tus phooj ywg, lawv txhua tus zoo nkauj, npaj muab kev hlub rau koj. Txawm li cas los xij, qhov no (xaiv tus txij nkawm) haum rau koj zoo tshaj plaws. Qhia koj lub siab dawb paug rau txhua tus qhua."

Txhua tus me nyuam thiab xeeb leej xeeb ntxwv los tuav daim ntawv sau "kev zoo siab" hauv lawv txhais tes.

Hottabych: “Saib ib ncig. Koj pom dab tsi? Qhov no yog qhov kev zoo siab tiag tiag. Koj muaj tsev neeg zoo. Txais tos, kuv tus phooj ywg, ua kev zoo siab tshaj plaws, thov kom koj txhua tus noj qab nyob zoo, zoo nkauj thiab muaj kev xyiv fab. Tab sis, thiab kuv yuav tsum mus…”

Tus tswv tsev hneev nti thiab tawm.

Medal Scene

Sartistic presenters ua zoo scenes rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo. Cov lus tso dag txias yog, ntawm chav kawm, zoo, tab sis hnub no koj yuav tsum tau them sai sai rau qhov zoo ntawm tus phab ej ntawm lub sijhawm. Nws yog ib qho tsim nyog yuav tau txais khoom plig khoom ua si thiab muab nqi zog rau tus phab ej ntawm hnub rau kev pabcuam rau Fatherland, Kev Loj Hlob thiab Kev Txawj Ntse. Los ntawm kev muab lawv, koj tuaj yeem nco qab cov dab neeg tsim nyog los ntawm lub neej ntawm tus tub hnub yug.

sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo nrog yuav ua li cas npaj
sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo nrog yuav ua li cas npaj

Nws tsim nyog ua tsaug rau qhov kev pab cuam rau kev lag luam hauv lub tebchaws, xws li Sberbank, Teshabank thiab Detobank. Nws tseem tsim nyog nthuav tawm ib tsab ntawv, hloov nws mus rau qhov xwm txheej ntawm tus phab ej uas tsim nyog hauv lub tebchaws.

Presenter: "Muab cov khoom plig muab rau koj rau txhua hnub so, tab sis tsuas yog ntawm caj dab huv xwb! Thaum koj tshem tawm, so nrog cawv, thiab haus tag nrho cov khoom seem. Yog tias koj mus rau hauv xinesmas, hnav ib qho khoom plig rau koj lub tsho. Yog tias tus txij nkawm pib thov, ces koj tsis txhob cia nws hnav. Thiab raws li kev lig kev cai qub, cov khoom plig yuav tsum tau ntxuav kom zoo."

Tom qab kab lus no, cov qhua hliv cawv rau hauv iav thiab haus rau tus phab ej hnub.

fancy kaus mom

Scenes rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo, txias tso dag thiab kev sib tw tuaj yeem ntxiv nrog ntau yam khoom siv. Lub kaus mom tuaj yeem ua haujlwm zoo li ib yam khoom. Peb xaiv ib lub headdress uas tus tswv tsev lossis qhua yuav pom hauv tsev.

sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo pib qhov twg
sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo pib qhov twg

Tus Tswv: "Koj ntse thiab zoo nraug, tab sis koj xav li cas? Cia peb kawm!"

Tus neeg nthuav qhia muab lub kaus mom rau tus phab ej ntawm hnub no, lub sijhawm no tau hais tawm los ntawm cov ntawv sau "Okay, txhua yam yuav zoo" tab tom ua si. Tsis tas li ntawd, tus cwj pwm tuaj yeem muab tso rau saum taub hau ntawm txhua tus txheeb ze lossis qhua thiab suav nrog lwm zaj nkauj.

Sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo yog comic - qhov no, ntawm chav kawm, yog zoo. Tab sis nws yog tsim nyog diversifying lawv nrog ib tug kov lub sij hawm. Nws yog ib qho tsim nyog yuav tsum hais kom tag nrho cov qhua uas tuaj ntawm lub rooj sawv ntsug. Tus poj niam yuav tsum sawv hauv thawj kab nrog lub tswm ciab ntawm nws txhais tes, ua raws li cov menyuam yaus hauv cov laus, cov xeeb ntxwv, cov txheeb ze thiab cov phooj ywg. Cov khoom siv hluav taws kub yuav tsum dhau ntawm tes mus rau tes rau txhua tus qhua, thiab txhua tus yuav tsum hais cov lus zoo rau tus phab ej hnub.

sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo tsab ntawv
sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo tsab ntawv

Tus Tswv: "Ib lub tswm ciab sov so rau txhua tus koj hlub, muab tag nrho koj txoj kev zoo thiab hais lus zoo. Tsis muaj cua tuaj yeem tua cov tswm ciab no. Lub neej zoo li hluav taws no, thaum muaj hnub nyoog 60 xyoo nws tsis tawm mus, tab sis tseem kub hnyiab, ci thiab sov."

Sketch txog lub sijhawm tshuab

Txhua hnub so, ua ntej ntawm tag nrho, kev lom zem, yog li koj yuav tsum npaj cov duab kos duab rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm tus txiv neej hnub nyoog 60 xyoo. Ib qho khoom siv txawv txawv tshwm sim ntawm theem - lub sijhawm tshuab.

Presenter: "Ntawm no yog lub cuab yeej zoo kawg nkaus uas tuaj yeem tig rov qab sijhawm. Thiab hnub no koj muaj lub sijhawm tshwj xeeb los coj kom zoo dua ntawm nws cov khoom zoo."

Tus phab ej ntawm hnub tuaj txog ntawm lub tsheb, muab nws txhais tes rau ntawm nws, tom qab ntawd nws cov duab thaum yau, cov hluas thiab cov hluas tshwm rau ntawm qhov screen. Koj tuaj yeem ntaus ib tsab ntawv nrog ntu ntawm nws lub neej rau tus txiv neej hnub yug 60 xyoo. Nws cov neeg nyob ze tuaj yeem ua lub luag haujlwm tseem ceeb.

Scene for motorists

Ntau tus neeg muaj hnub nyoog 60 xyooyuav tsheb. Ntau yam kev sib tw thiab kos duab rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej ntawm 60 xyoo yuav tsim nyog ntawm no. Cov pranks txias kuj tseem tuaj yeem ua ke.

Tus Tswv: “Kuv tuaj los ua kev lom zem rau koj, tab sis tsis yog ib leeg, hauv kuv txhais tes muaj ob peb lo lus uas kuv xav nug koj. Tus hero ntawm lub sijhawm yog peb tus neeg tsav tsheb, yog li lub ntsiab lus ntawm peb hnub so yog tsheb."

  1. Nws yog Fabkis, caij tshiab, thiab nws lub npe yog? (Peugeot teb)
  2. Russian zoo siab? (teb Lada)
  3. Puas yog txhua yam nyob ib puag ncig koj co thaum koj tsav tsheb? (Jeep teb)

Presenter: Kuv pom tias koj yog cov neeg paub tseeb hauv tsheb, koj yuav tsum haus dej ntawm lub siab rau qhov no. Kuv thov kom koj noj qab nyob zoo, phooj ywg tiag tiag thiab kev zoo siab tsis muaj kawg!”

Scene: rau lub kaum os ya los ntawm, thiab tus ntsuj plig rejuvenated

Ua ntej kev ua koob tsheej, cov neeg nyob ze yuav tsum txiav txim siab seb cov skits yuav ua si rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej ntawm 60 xyoo. Yuav pib qhov twg? Ua ntej tshaj plaws, koj yuav tsum ua pov thawj tias tus txiv neej hnub yug, txawm tias nws muaj hnub nyoog, nws tseem hluas, zoo nraug thiab muaj zog.

Tus Tswv: “Zoo hmo ntuj rau txhua tus uas tuaj koom kev ua koob tsheej no. Peb txhua tus tau sau los ua kev zoo siab rau peb tus phab ej hnub. Kuv thov kom ntsib nws rau koj lub suab nrov nrov!”

Hmoob tus phab ej nkag hauv tsev.

yuav ua li cas tuaj nrog sketches rau ib lub hnub tseem ceeb rau ib tug txiv neej ntawm 60 xyoo txias
yuav ua li cas tuaj nrog sketches rau ib lub hnub tseem ceeb rau ib tug txiv neej ntawm 60 xyoo txias

Presenter: "Peb tau tos koj ntev, txhua yam tau nchuav rau hauv iav, maj nrawm los tuav koj lub zwm txwv!"

Tus tub hnub yug zaum ntawm rooj.

Presenter: "Tam sim no cia peb tsa peb lub tsom iav, thiab sawv daws yuav haus rau peb tus phab ej zoo hnub no!"

Guest drink.

Presenter: "Cia peb ua kev lom zemthiab ua si nuv ntses."

Txhua tus uas tau pom muaj lub siab xav ua si tau muab faib ua ob pawg. Cov neeg koom nrog sawv tom qab lub rooj zaum uas dai tag nrho cov khaub ncaws tsim nyog rau kev nuv ntses. Lub hom phiaj ntawm qhov kev ua si: txhua tus neeg yuav tsum tau khiav mus rau lub rooj zaum thiab muab tso rau ntawm ib qho khoom siv ntxiv. Pab neeg uas tswj kom ua sai dua yeej.

Scenes ntawm tsev neeg thiab phooj ywg

Thaum lub koob tsheej los txog, yog lub sijhawm los nrog scenes rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej muaj 60 xyoo. Nrog kev npaj lawv li cas, cov txheeb ze yuav tsum txiav txim siab. Ua ntej tshaj plaws, nws yuav tsum yog los ntawm lub siab. Cov neeg kaw tuaj yeem nco txog qhov xwm txheej lom zem tshaj plaws hauv lub neej ntawm tus phab ej ntawm lub hnub thiab nqa daim duab no mus rau lub neej ntawm theem. Tus me tub hnub yug yeej yuav txaus siab rau txoj kev muaj tswv yim no.

Tus Kws Qhia Ntawv Caw

Txhua tus qhua yuav ua los tuav qhov kev tsim khoom no. Nws yuav tsum zaum ntawm ib sab ntawm tus phab ej ntawm hnub, qhia txhua yam txog nws yav dhau los thiab pom lub neej ntev thiab zoo siab hauv nws xib teg. Tom qab ntawd cov qhua yuav tsum haus ua ke kom nws thiaj li muaj tseeb.

sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo nrog lom zem
sketches rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm ib tug txiv neej 60 xyoo nrog lom zem

Surprise rau tus phab ej hnub

Koj puas tau xav txog dab tsi scenes xaiv rau tus txiv neej hnub yug 60 xyoo? Txias surprises yuav yog qhov zoo nkauj kho kom zoo nkauj rau yav tsaus ntuj. Ib qho yeeb yaj kiab tuaj yeem yog khoom plig zoo li no. Koj tuaj yeem thaij duab qhov chaw uas tus neeg yug los yug thiab ib zaug nyob. Yog hais tias muaj thav duab los ntawm lub neej ntawm tus phab ej ntawm lub hnub, ces koj tuaj yeem ntxig lawv rau hauv cov khoom noj. Koj tseem tuaj yeem faib ua yeeb yaj kiab nrog kev zoo siab los ntawm cov neeg txheeb ze uas tau ua yeeb yaj kiab ua ntej.

Koj tuaj yeem tuaj yeem tuaj nrog cov duab kos rau hnub tseem ceeb ntawm tus txiv neej ntawm 60 xyoo. Tsab ntawv yog dab tsiyuav ua rau hnub so unforgettable.

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