Funny scenes rau me nyuam

2024 Tus sau: Priscilla Miln | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2024-02-18 01:57

Tsis yog ib qho xwm txheej dhau los yam tsis muaj kev lom zem thiab lom zem rau menyuam yaus, txawm tias nws yog matinee, Xyoo Tshiab lossis lub caij nplooj zeeg. Lub luag haujlwm tseem ceeb tsis yog tsuas yog muaj peev xwm txaus siab rau cov neeg tuaj saib, tab sis kuj txaus siab rau cov txheej txheem, tshem tawm cov complexes, xav tias zoo li ib tug ua yeeb yam. Hauv tsab xov xwm no, peb tau muab tso ua ke tsuas yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws thiab nthuav scenes rau cov menyuam yaus, uas yog qhov zoo tagnrho rau txhua qhov xwm txheej lossis hnub so.

Introduction

Cov menyuam yaus lawv tus kheej ua si heev thiab yooj yim txuas rau kev lom zem, txawm tias tsib feeb dhau los lawv tau sawv ntawm ib sab thiab tsis kam tham. Kev lom zem rau lawv yog ib txoj hauv kev qhia tus kheej. Thaum ua si, cov menyuam yaus, raws li txoj cai, tsis nco qab txog lawv qhov nyuaj, txaj muag lossis ntshai. Lawv pib khiav ceev, luag nrov nrov, txuas fantasy. Tab sis ua ntej koj npaj skits rau me nyuam yaus, koj yuav tsum paub ob peb txoj cai.

Thovsaib

• Ua ntej, lub sijhawm ntawm qhov kev ua yeeb yam me me yuav tsum tau txiav txim siab raws li hnub nyoog ntawm cov menyuam yaus. Tus me nyuam yau, nws yuav nyuaj dua rau nws sawv hauv nruab nrab ntawm theem thiab nco ntsoov cov ntawv loj.
• Thib ob, npaj tsis yog tsuas yog kev ua yeeb yam xwb, raws li kev npaj ua ntej, tab sis txuas lub peev xwm kev txawj ntse ntawm cov menyuam yaus los ntawm kev teeb tsa kev sib tw, riddles, charades thaum lub sijhawm tshwm sim.
• Thib peb, tsis txhob hnov qab txog kev kho kom zoo nkauj. Tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi nthuav ntau dua li thaum cov menyuam yaus pab npaj cov khaub ncaws zoo nkauj, muaj yeeb yuj garlands thiab cov khoom siv tiag tiag. Tau kawg, tus me nyuam me yuav tsis ua vuam ntawm nws tus kheej, tab sis nws yuav zoo ua paj lossis caj dab tawm ntawm daim ntawv.

International Women's Day

Scenes rau Lub Peb Hlis 8 rau cov menyuam yaus ib txwm saib tshwj xeeb. Thiab cov txiv neej lawv tus kheej nyob rau hauv kev cia siab ntawm International Women's Day, vim hais tias lawv tau npaj concerts rau lub lis piam, kawm paj huam, ua ntawv xaum thiab khoom plig nrog lawv tus kheej tes rau lawv niam. Ntawm no yog ib qho piv txwv ntawm kev lom zem, muaj yeeb yuj mini-play hu ua "Rov qab".

Cov tub hluas hnav khaub ncaws yooj yim, nrog lub ntsej muag daj ntawm ob sab plhu thiab hnav wigs. Rau cov ntxhais, qhov ntxeev lus yog qhov tseeb - lawv sau lawv cov plaub hau, muab khi thiab kos cov mustaches. Tag nrho cov kev ua yeeb yam mini yuav zoo li cov duab kos duab me me.

Tus tshaj tawm tshaj tawm tias nws tab tom pib qhov kev sib tw "Txhua txoj kev ncig". Cov neeg koom nrog khiav tawm mus rau theem, cov pab cuam tshem tawm ib lub thawv nrog cov khoom. Lub sijhawm teem tseg, cov ntxhais pib hnav cov tub hluas, hnav khaub ncaws hnav thiab hoodies, muab cov poj niam khau khiab thiabmuab tso rau hauv headscarves, wigs. Ob peb feeb tom qab, cov txiv neej hloov chaw, thiab tam sim no lawv pib hloov cov ntxhais. Cov kab hauv qab yog tias txhua tus neeg koom ua si lawv niam lawv txiv, tshwj xeeb yog cov niam uas txhawj xeeb, saib xyuas, txhawj xeeb thiab qhia lawv cov menyuam.

Ib qho piv txwv ntawm qhov funny scene:

Niam nkag mus rau hauv kindergarten, muab nws tus tub rau ntawm lub rooj zaum, nqa khau tawm ntawm lub locker. Tus poj niam hais rau tus menyuam tias: "Mus ib ceg." Tus tub tsa nws sab xis, tom qab ntawd tus niam categorically nods nws lub taub hau thiab thov kom muab rau lwm ceg. Tus tub nqa nws sab laug, tab sis tom qab ntawd tus poj niam paub tias cov khau tseem haum rau sab xis. Ces nws hais tias: "Tsis yog, tus tub, tseem muab rau kuv dua." Tus me nyuam yau yau yau thiab hais tias nws tsis muaj ob txhais ceg!

Tus tiv thaiv ntawm Fatherland Day

Cia peb kawm paub lub 2 hlis tim 23 rau cov menyuam kawm ntawv. Qhov kev ua yeeb yam me me no yog qhov zoo rau cov kwv tij thiab cov txiv uas paub meej txog lub nra ntawm kev ua tub rog, thiab qee tus txawm npau suav tias tsis tau mus ua tub rog.

• Cov nkauj sib ntaus. Thawj pawg ntawm cov menyuam yaus tuaj koom koom nrog rau theem nrog kev ruaj khov, pab tub rog pace. Suab nkauj ua si thiab cov me nyuam pib hu nkauj rau lawv txiv.
• Lub sijhawm no, pab pawg thib ob nkag mus rau theem ua si me me. Thaum lub suab nkauj ua si, ib tug me nyuam ua txuj hais tias yog txiav ntoo, lwm tus ua nws, cov ntxhais ntxhi tom qab tus txiav ntoo rov qab.

Kuv tsis muaj ceg

Ob dhia ntawm theemtub, thiab ntawm lawv ko taw lawv muaj hnab jute (los yog linen). Nrog cov lus tsis txaus ntseeg, lawv taw tes rau ib leeg ob txhais taw, piav qhia tias leej twg yuav tsum tawm mus ua ntej. Tag nrho cov scene yuav siv sij hawm 3-5 feeb kom txog thaum ib tug hluas nkauj tawm los rau lawv thiab hais tias: "Cov tub! Koj ua dab tsi! Koj muaj ceg nyob rau hauv hnab, tsis yog ib tug nplaig!" Lub sijhawm no, ob tug tub txawm hais tias: "Yog lawm!".

Nkauj qhuas vajtswv

zaj nkauj no rau cov menyuam yaus yuav ua rau koj luag. Nws tuaj yeem siv rau txhua qhov xwm txheej, thiab cov khoom siv tsis yog tshwj xeeb rau qhov kev ua yeeb yam mini. Scenario Plan:

1. Ib tug tub nkag mus rau theem, teeb lub rooj zaum thiab easel rau pem hauv ntej. Nyob rau tib lub sijhawm, cov neeg saib tsis pom dab tsi yog piav qhia ntawm nws, txij li lub canvas tig mus rau tus menyuam.
2. Ob tug ntxhais hla dhau, ua txuj taug kev raws txoj kev, chaw ua si lossis pavement.
3. Thawj tus ntxhais pom tus kws kos duab thiab rub nws tus phooj ywg. Tus tub caw lawv los zaum ntawm lub rooj zaum. Thiab ces nws pib pleev xim rau. Tus neeg saib tsuas pom daim ntawv, ntaub ribbon, sparkles ya nyob rau hauv txawv kev qhia, thiab tus kws kos duab nws tus kheej tam sim no thiab ces swings nws txhuam dav.
4. Kev nruj nruj thiab txhua tus xav paub qhov nws kos rau ntawd. Thaum tus tub tig lub easel, cov ntxhais npaus thiab ib tug faints. Tus kws kos duab pleev xim rau lub ntsej muag funny nrog pob ntseg loj, plaub hau luv, taub hau txawv txawv.
5. Ua tiav qhov mini-scene rau cov menyuam yaus nrog kev ua ntawm tus tub: nws ntsia ntawm daim ntaub, ua rau lub ntsej muag xav tsis thoob, khiav mus rau cov ntxhais thiab ntsiag to thov kev zam txim. Tom qab ntawd nws mus rau cov xim, txhuam cov txhuam hauv ib lub xaum thiab muab cov ntsej muag me me rau ib lub ntsej muag.txiv neej hmoob funny.

Oh, this turnip

Cia peb kawm paub lwm yam luv luv rau cov menyuam yaus, uas yuav txaus siab rau cov neeg tuaj saib thiab cov koom nrog lawv tus kheej. Ntawm no peb yuav replay lub npe nrov fairy taleas "Turnip", tab sis tsuas yog nyob rau hauv ib tug tshiab txoj kev. Txhua qhov kev ua tau ua ntsiag to, cov cim tsuas yog qee zaus tso cov lus hais, thiab cov ntawv tseem ceeb yuav tsum tau nyeem los ntawm tus tshaj tawm, nyob hauv qab ntawm qhov xwm txheej:

Txiv yawg tawm mus rau tom teb thiab pom ib tug loj turnip. Nws rub thiab rub, tab sis nws tsis tuaj yeem rub tawm. Nws hu nws pog los pab - thiab tsis muaj dab tsi ntxiv. Tus pog mus rau nws tus ntxhais xeeb ntxwv, nws ua raws nws tus kwv, tab sis lub turnip tsis muab rau hauv - nws loj heev. Ntawm no, ib tug nas nrog ib tug miv thiab ib tug aub los cawm, vim lawv nkees ntawm saib kev tsim txom ntawm tsev neeg. Lawv tseem rub thiab rub, tab sis lawv rub tsis tau. Yawg muab hws tawm ntawm nws lub ntsej muag nrog nws lub tes tsho, cov menyuam yaus pw hauv av, ntswj lub taub hau thiab hnia hnyav, pog ntsia saum ntuj. Ces ib tug me ntxhais taug kev thiab nug vim li cas sawv daws thiaj li nkees. Nws tau teb tias lawv tsis tuaj yeem rub tawm cov turnip - nws loj thiab ruaj khov nyob hauv av. Ces tus ntxhais ntaus nws lub hauv pliaj nrog nws xib teg thiab hais tias:

- Koj ua dab tsi! Nws tuaj yeem raug khawb!

Tom qab cov lus no, tus ntxhais hla ntawm theem. Tag nrho cov cim saib ib leeg thiab pib luag: "Yog lawm!".

In the world of robots

Ntawm no yog lwm qhov chaw rau menyuam yaus. Nyob rau hauv kindergarten, nws yog ua si heev heev, raws li nws ua rau luag los ntawm tag nrho cov uas nyob rau hnub so. Niam mus yuav khoomtus tub, taug kev dhau ntawm tus neeg hlau tshiab kawg. Tus tub nug tias yog dab tsi, tus poj niam teb tias, "Ib tiam tshiab ntawm cov neeg hlau uas tuaj yeem qhia tau tias koj dag lossis tsis."

Tus tub: Wow! Wb sim!

Niam: Zoo. Hnub no koj kawm tau qib dab tsi?

Tus tub teb tias tsib. Tab sis lub sijhawm no tus neeg hlau tsa nws txhais tes thiab maj mam nplawm tus menyuam.

Niam: Txiav txim los ntawm tus cwj pwm ntawm tus neeg hlau, koj tau dag. Wb sim dua, tiam sis lub sij hawm no ua siab ncaj.

Tus tub (yuav tos me ntsis): Zoo, peb.

Tus neeg hlau rov tsa nws txhais tes thiab maj ntswj tus menyuam.

Niam: Yog li, cia peb ua siab ncaj tam sim no! Hnub no koj tau dab tsi?

Tub: Ob…

Tus neeg hlau tseem nyob twj ywm thiab tsis txav mus. Niam tam sim no hais tias thaum nws tseem me me, nws yeej tsis dag nws niam nws txiv, thiab tseem tsis tau deuces. Tab sis tom qab hais tias, tus neeg hlau tsa tes dua thiab maj mam nplawm tus poj niam ob zaug.

Crocodile

Ntawm no yog ib qho txawv txawv rau cov menyuam yaus, vim nws lub ntsiab lus yog faib cov neeg koom ua ob pawg, thiab mam li hloov pauv cov lus thiab muab cov lus qhia, piav qhia lub cev tag nrho. Nov yog ib qho piv txwv:

thawj pab neeg twv tau lo lus "Elephant". Ib tug ntawm cov neeg koom nkag mus rau theem, sawv nyob rau hauv pem hauv ntej ntawm lwm pab pawg neeg thiab pib depict lub cev, loj loj, stomp, tab sis nyob rau tib lub sij hawm, tsis ua suab. Cov neeg tawm tsam yuav tsum twv seb lo lus yog dab tsi, raws li qhov taw qhia ntawm tus me nyuam nyob rau hauv pem hauv ntej ntawm lawv

Cov xwm txheej zoo li no tau siv rauChildren's Day, uas yog nyob rau lub Kaum Ib Hlis 20. Raws li txoj cai, cov hnub so no tau mob siab rau cov neeg me, yog li txhua qhov kev ua si yog tsom tsuas yog tsis yog rau cov neeg tuaj saib, tab sis rau lawv tus kheej.

Nrhiav ris

Nws tshwm sim hauv kindergarten. Cov me nyuam mus taug kev ua ntej noj hmo. Cov menyuam yaus feem ntau hnav lawv tus kheej, tab sis tsis yog peb tus cwj pwm tseem ceeb, uas xav tau kev pab txhua lub sijhawm. Tus kws qhia pom tias tus me nyuam mos yuav ua li cas rub nws lub ris, thiab txiav txim siab los pab nws. Tom qab ib pliag, thaum lub ris twb nyob rau, tus menyuam yaus tshaj tawm tias cov no tsis yog nws lub ris!

Tus kws qhia ntawv, yws ib yam dab tsi hauv qab nws ua pa, pom tseeb tias nkees ntawm kev ua yuam kev hauv kindergarten, pab tus ntxhais tshem nws cov khaub ncaws dua. Thiab tam sim no, thaum cov ris tsho tau raug tshem tawm lawm, tus me nyuam rov tshaj tawm:

- Cov no yog kuv tus muam lub ris. Niam ib txwm cia kuv hnav nws thaum nws txias sab nraum!

Nws nyob hauv tsev kawm ntawv

Ib qho xwm txheej zoo sib xws. Nws tshwm sim hauv chav kawm lej. Tus kws qhia ntawv piav qhia txog cov cai ntawm kev sib ntxiv thiab kev rho tawm rau cov menyuam mus ntev. Ces nws nug ib tug me nyuam kawm ntawv:

Xib fwb: Vovochka, qhia kuv, koj muaj 50 rubles tam sim no. Koj tus kwv muab 50 rub rau koj ntxiv, koj yuav muaj pes tsawg?

Vovochka: Marya Ivanovna, 50 rubles yuav nyob twj ywm.

Xib fwb: Auj, Vovochka, koj tsis paub txog lej.

Vovochka: thov txim, tab sis qhov no tsis paub nrog kuv tus kwv.

Cov menyuam yaus koom nrog ntau yam kev ua ub no nrog kev zoo siab, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog thaum nws los ua yeeb yam thiabua yeeb yam. Lub luag haujlwm tseem ceeb tsuas yog xaiv lub luag haujlwm rau txhua tus menyuam yaus, kom nws tsis txhob xav tias tsis zoo thiab nkag siab lub ntsiab lus ntawm qhov xwm txheej. Twb tau tom qab thawj qhov kev ua yeeb yam, cov menyuam yaus tsis ntshai ntawm theem, kho cov neeg tuaj saib yooj yim thiab kawm qhia lawv txoj kev xav kom raug. Qhov no yog ib qho kev xyaum zoo uas qhia kom koj koom ua ke, muaj kev qhuab qhia thiab ua tib zoo mloog.