Comic yeej-yeej rho npe rau hnub so

2024 Tus sau: Priscilla Miln | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2024-02-18 01:26

Yog tias koj txiav txim siab tsis kam lees cov kev pabcuam ntawm tus tswv tsev tshaj lij thaum lub sijhawm ua koob tsheej, qhov yeej-yeej rho npe yuav los pab koj. Tsab ntawv no tsis yog tsuas yog cov lus qhia ntawm nws lub koom haum, tab sis kuj muaj cov piv txwv ntawm ntau, nrog rau cov kev xaiv rau lawv qhov kev nthuav qhia hauv txoj kev ua si.

Kev rho npe rau hnub tseem ceeb

Nov yog hnub so uas txhua yam yuav tsum tau ua raws li kev hwm tus neeg tseem ceeb ntawm kev ua koob tsheej - tus phab ej ntawm hnub. Lub koom haum heev ntawm kev rho npe yuav tsum yog tshwj xeeb. Peb muab koj cov kev xaiv hauv qab no haum rau lub sijhawm.

Txoj kev yeej-yeej rho npe rau hnub tseem ceeb tau npaj ua ntej. Cov koom haum luam tawm daim pib muaj yeeb yuj, txhua tus muaj cov yeeb yam tshwj xeeb. Nws cov lej qhia hnub tseem ceeb hauv lub neej ntawm tus phab ej ntawm lub sijhawm. Cov qhua yuav daim pib rau nyiaj, lawv cov nqi yuav raug raws li lub hnub nyoog ntawm tus phab ej ntawm hnub.

Tam sim no ntawm lub rooj noj mov, "kos" pib. Cov neeg tuav daim pib raug caw tuaj koom lub npe qhov kev tshwm sim encrypted hauv koob. Yog lawv ua tsis tau ces lawv muab rho tawm. Lawv daim pib raug muag dua, nrog cov nqitsis them rov qab. Tag nrho cov no tshwm sim mus txog rau thaum kawg deciphered series. Yog tias tsim nyog, koj tuaj yeem piav qhia txog qhov tseem ceeb hauv lub neej ntawm tus phab ej niaj hnub nrog cov duab tso rau ntawm lub vijtsam loj.

Vim li cas thiaj yog qhov yeej-yeej rho npe? Rau hnub tseem ceeb, koj tuaj yeem npaj cov khoom plig uas muaj feem xyuam nrog cov xwm txheej tau hais. Lawv yuav raug muab tsub rau lub ntsiab thiab kev nplij siab khoom plig: ib tug cwj mem uas tus hero ntawm lub ntees sau nyob rau hauv thawj qib; ib tug hneev woven rau hauv braids rau thawj lub Cuaj Hli; daim ntawv tag ntawm tus tub yug tshiab.

Hnub Yug Pub Dawb

Yog cov qhua raug caw tuaj koom lub rooj sib txoos txhua xyoo, qhov no tsis tau txhais hais tias nws yuav tsum tau tuav nkaus xwb ntawm lub rooj noj mov. Ib lub sijhawm lom zem kuj tuaj yeem yog qhov yeej-yeej rho npe. Daim pib rau nws yuav tsum tau npaj ua ntej thiab suav. Cov qhua yuav lawv rau cov nyiaj uas yuav tsum ua pov thawj cov nuj nqis ntawm tus tub hnub yug rau khoom plig.

Nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv no, kev nyiam thiab kev nyiam ntawm tus hero ntawm lub ntees yog ib qho tseem ceeb. Ib tug neeg nyiam mus ncig ua si tuaj yeem npaj cov khoom plig los ntawm cov chaw uas nws tau mus xyuas raws li khoom plig, tus tswv ntawm kev kos duab - cov txiaj ntsig ntawm nws txoj haujlwm, thiab cov kws tshaj lij - khoom plig qab zib. Thaum lub sijhawm kos duab los ntawm tus lej pib, qhov kev nthuav qhia tuaj yeem nrog cov nqe lus lom zem.

Variants ntawm playful quatrains

Peb muaj ntau txoj kev xaiv thaum cov khoom xav tau tiag tiag tau txais khoom plig. Kev yeej-yeej rho npe hauv nqe yuav tsum muaj qhov kov ntawm qhov zoo.

1. Yuav kom chais kom huv si, cov cuab yeej no yuav los ua ke. (rab chais los yoghniav set).
2. Yog tias koj muaj cov khoom pab thawj zaug hauv tsev, ces koj xav tau tswm ciab. (Tshwj xeeb tswm ciab).
3. Yog li txij no mus koj haus tshuaj yej muaj zog nrog koj cov phooj ywg, tam sim no tau txais lub khob no ua khoom plig.
4. Peb cov hnub so twb dhau mus lawm, kev ua siab loj pib. Cov khoom no yuav los ua ke los kho koj cov pleev. (Daim iav).
5. Nyob zoo thiab tsis dhuav - tau Ceylon tshuaj yej.
6. Koj yuav tsum tsis txhob chim siab, mustard instantly calm koj. (Seasoning package).
7. Nyob hauv lub hnub nyoog ntawm kev siv tshuab kim, koj tseem mloog: khoos phis tawj, xov tooj ntawm tes, ntsiav tshuaj … Tab sis tus cwj mem dej zoo dua!
8. Tom qab cov khoom noj txom ncauj, nws tseem ceeb heev. Lub tes tsho hloov - daim ntaub napkin. (Cov ntaub so ntswg).
9. Raws li peb tshaj tawm, tam sim no tsis muaj cov cuab yeej tseem ceeb tshaj li cov tshuaj txhuam hniav no. Koj cov hniav yuav dawb!
10. Rau cov neeg uas pheej poob lawv cov yuam sij, tab sis muaj lub xauv ruaj khov heev, cov khoom uas daws teeb meem - lub keychain loj thiab ci yuav pab tau.

Kev ua si sib koom ua ke hauv tsev neeg, ua rau hnub so thiab tsev neeg hmo tsis nco qab, muaj kev xav zoo. Tsis tas li ntawd, lawv tsim cov peev txheej, tsim cov txuj ci tsim nyog, thiab tsim kom muaj peev xwm nkag siab ib leeg. Ib qho kev yeej-yeej rho npe yuav suav nrog, ntxiv rau cov khoom plig tseem ceeb, kev xav tsis thoob thiab kev ua si lom zem. Nws yooj yim rau cov niam txiv los xav txog yuav ua li cas qhov no tuaj yeem hloov tau thaum lub sijhawm ua si.

Ntawm no yog piv txwv rau khoom plig tiag:

• Rau cov neeg uas xav ua neeg nplua nuj, koj tsis paub - koj xav tau thawj lub hnab nyiaj. (Toyhnab nyiaj).
• Rau cov neeg nyob ze, peb tsis tu siab rau dab tsi - nyob rau hauv kev ua si nawv yuav pab tau koj nyob rau hauv ib tug instant … dhia hlua.
• Tau txais koj cov khoom ua si uas koj nyiam, tab sis tsuas yog caij koj cov phooj ywg ntawm nws xwb. (Lub tsheb).
• Rau koj ob lub qhov muag zoo nkauj - ua khoom plig rau koj qhov zoo tshaj plaws … zaj dab neeg. (Phau ntawv ntawm fairy tales).
• Ib yacht poob tawm ntawm daim pib no, koj tuaj yeem mus thoob ntiaj teb ntawm nws. (Nkoj).

Tab sis qhov tso dag yeej-yeej rho npe kuj tseem muaj cov khoom plig zoo nkauj:

• Tsis txhob npau taws rau peb - carnations yuav los ua ke hauv tsev. (Nqe).
• Ua ntsej muag ntse yog koj yeej… qe.
• Cov khoom no yuav pab koj poob peb xyoos. (Empty).

Tej zaum yuav muaj qhov xav tsis thoob:

• Koj yeej tseem ua ntej, lwm tus ua si, thiab koj … saib! (Tus lej ntxiv).
• Koj muaj hmoo heev: puag tus neeg nyob ze ntawm sab xis! (Tus lej ntxiv).

Xyoo tshiab hauv pab pawg ua haujlwm

Ua ntej hnub so, nws yog txoj cai muab khoom plig me me rau koj cov npoj yaig. Koj tuaj yeem pom zoo ua ntej txog qhov khoom plig ntau npaum li cas, thiab npaj xa khoom siv qhov kev ua si. Ib qho yeej-yeej rho npe rau Xyoo Tshiab yuav tsum tau npaj tsawg kawg nkaus. Daim pib tuaj yeem ua hauv daim ntawv snowflakes, thiab kev zoo siab tuaj yeem tsim los ntawm ib tus neeg ua haujlwm hnav khaub ncaws zoo li Santa Claus.

Muab tus lej, nws yooj yim los hloov rho npe rau hauv kev sib koom ua si. Leej twg twv qhov ntau thawj yeej qhov khoom plig. Ntawm no yog ib qho piv txwv rau daim di ncauj prank:

• Yog tus poj niam pom cov khoom no ntawm nws tus txiv lub khaub ncaws, nwspuag npau taws.
• Txhua tus poj niam nyiam nws tus kheej.
• Nws ua tsis taus pa hnia.
• Nws yuav dai kom zoo nkauj txhua tus poj niam.

New Year Party

Yog tias tus tswv ntiav yuav khoom plig ntawm lub koom haum koom nrog, koj tuaj yeem ntim cov nyiaj tau los ntawm kev muag cov rho npe rau hauv lub hnab zoo nkauj thiab tig mus rau hauv qhov loj. Nco ntsoov ua qee yam khoom plig kim tshaj plaws kom cov qhua tuaj yeem sim lawv txoj hmoo. Nws tuaj yeem yog champagne kim, ib txheej ntawm Christmas dai kom zoo nkauj, daim pib kev hais kwv txhiaj, foob pob hluav taws lossis khoom plig Xyoo Tshiab.

Ntawm cov khoom plig yuav tsum yog ob qho tseem ceeb me me thiab ntau yam comic, uas qhov tseem ceeb yog cov lus hais. Cov ntsiab lus nws tus kheej kuj yuav ua rau luag nyav. Yeej-yeej rho npe rau Xyoo Tshiab yuav suav nrog cov khoom plig hauv qab no:

• Nyob zoo os tus phooj ywg! Nov yog koj daim mov ci. Crumbs tsis nyob ntawm no, tag nrho cov khoom tau dhau los ua kim dua.
• Yuav tsis muaj nqi zog ntau dua li lub hnab khib nyiab.
• Khaws qhov khoom plig no ua siab ntev, tsis txhob yaim ntawm tog. Peb muab khaub ncaws rau koj - nuv ib tug poj niam rau koj.
• Tuav koj txhais tes sai sai - tau lub taub hau dos!
• Tus nqi zog tsawg heev - peb daim ntawv napkins.

Prank jokes

Yog tias qhov kev tso dag yeej-yeej rho npe yog ib feem ntawm Txoj Haujlwm Xyoo Tshiab, nws yuav tsum suav nrog "dab tsi" ntau, thaum tso cai rau koj yuav daim pib tsis txwv. Raws li kev nplij siab khoom plig, lub sijhawm los xajkev seev cev, tuav kev sib tw, lossis txoj cai tau txais lwm daim pib dawb.

Kev yeej-yeej rho npe hauv nqe yog qhov kev xaiv zoo tshaj plaws rau "dab tsi" lossis ntau yam ntsig txog:

• Yuav tau txais khoom plig zoo, hu nkauj encore.
• Koj tsis tau dab tsi, vim tsis muaj khoom plig tshuav. Tsis txhob tu siab thiab tsis txhob tu siab, hnia koj cov neeg zej zog ntawm lub hauv pliaj!
• Ncuav vodka rau hauv khob thiab haus dawb!

cov lus qhia ntxiv

Yog tias muaj ntau tus qhua thiab ntau, qhov kev sib tw yeej-yeej tuaj yeem muaj nyob rau yav tsaus ntuj thiab dhau los ua qhov txuas ntawm qhov kev tshwm sim. Tab sis qhov no tsis yog ib txwm tsim nyog. Tom qab ntawd kev seev cev zoo siab thiab kev lom zem nres yuav los cawm. Lawv yog ib qho yooj yim mus nrog rho npe style rhymes:

Leej twg yog peb tus hlub nkauj tseem ceeb

Thiab me ntsis Don Juan?

Caw sawv daws tuaj seev cev, Teeb nws hauv qab lambada!

Thiab rau khoom qab zib peb muaj

Muaj champagne rau koj.

Muab tso rau hauv iav, Congratulations continue!

Txhua qhov kev tso dag yuav tsum yog tus phooj ywg thiab zoo. Yog li ntawd tsis muaj leej twg tseem ua phem rau, nws yog ib qho tsim nyog yuav tsum muaj ntau daim pib thiab khoom plig hauv Tshuag, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog thaum tuav kev ua koob tsheej nrog me nyuam.