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funny scenes rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab tuaj yeem npog ntau lub ntsiab lus thiab teeb meem ntawm cov menyuam yaus niaj hnub no. Cov no yog cov kev xeem yav tom ntej, kawm tiav, kev ua si lom zem thiab kev xaiv ntawm kev ua haujlwm yav tom ntej. Tsis tas li ntawd ib qho chaw dav rau kev npau suav yog kev sib raug zoo ntawm cov menyuam kawm ntawv thiab cov niam txiv. Peb muab cov duab kos duab lom zem txog lub tsev kawm ntawv rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab, uas tsim nyog rau txhua hnub so. Lawv yuav coj ntau yam thiab txaus siab rau cov neeg tuaj saib!
Boxing
funny scenes rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab tuaj yeem muaj ntau haiv neeg thiab txawv txawv. Piv txwv li, hauv qab no.
Zaj lus qhia. Cov menyuam yaus nyeem ib phau ntawv. Tus kws qhia ntawv tab tom kawm ntawv xov xwm thaum ob tug tub dhuav.
Thawj tub ntxhais kawm: Vim li cas koj thiaj nqa kuv tus cwj mem? (Pushing nws)
Tus tub kawm thib ob: Ua cas koj thov txim lossis ib yam dab tsi, zhadoba. Nyob ntawm! (Tau tus cwj mem rau ntawm nws caj dab.)
Thawj tub ntxhais kawm: (Tsib lub nrig rau ntawm nws lub ntsej muag) Zoo, koj nyob ntawm no.
Tus tub kawm thib ob: Cov no yog cov menyuam yaus, txom nyem! (Muab ib lub tsho rau lub cev. Kev sib cav pib hauv daim ntawv thawb nrog lub nrig thiab rov ua dua "Koj nyob li cas?!", "Koj ua dab tsi?".)
Tam sim ntawd tus kws qhia ntawv los ze: "Box, boxing, boxing…"
Ncua hauv chav kawm thiab tam simntsiag to.
Nrhiav thawj daim duab kos, lom zem, rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab thiab lawv niam lawv txiv? Peb muab cov xwm txheej nthuav dav uas tsis xav tau kev npaj ntau.
Cov neeg koom: tshaj tawm, niam, ntxhais.
Tus tshaj tawm: Lub sijhawm zoo siab, lub sijhawm zoo siab. Kuv tus ntxhais mus kawm qib 1.
Niam thiab tus ntxhais nkag mus rau theem.
Niam: tus ntxhais, koj puas nyiam kawm ntawv, muaj pes tsawg tsib?
Daughter: (Zoo siab txais tos) Tus kws qhia zoo li ib tug fairy taleas, sawv daws yog phooj ywg nrog kuv, Kuv tau 3 tsib!
Ntseeg: Tau tsib xyoos lawm, ntawm no los txog qib tsib.
Niam thiab tus ntxhais hnav khaub ncaws txhua zaus lawv tawm mus.
Niam: Zoo, tus ntxhais, koj nyob li cas? Koj puas tau nug ntau txog dab tsi hauv tsev kawm?
Daughter: (Sadly) Petrov yog tshis, nws rub kuv braid dua. Hnub no kuv muab rau nws qhov muag. Yog vim li cas, koj raug hu mus rau tus thawj coj…
Tshaj Tawm: Thiab tam sim no xyoo dhau los, thiab qib yim yog menyuam yaus.
Ntxhais hnav tiab luv luv nrog pawg punk.
Niam: Nyob zoo tus ntxhais, tus thawj coj tseem tos kuv li cas?
Ntxhais: (Nrog kev phem) Txhua yam yog qhov tsaus ntuj, thiab txhua tus neeg phem. Petrova tua hluav taws dua, commission hu koj.
Tshaj Tawm: Ntau xyoo dhau los thiab tam sim no, qib kaum tab tom los.
Tus ntxhais hnyav hnyav, hnav khaub ncaws tsis zoo. Niam nyob rau hauv ib lub phuam taub hau zaum, cringing.
Niam: Nyob zoo tus muam, koj nyob li cas? Hnub no koj puas tuaj kawm ntawv?
Daughter: Lub tsev kawm ntawv zoo li cas, puas muaj kev lag luam, nrog Petrov hauv lub chaw ua haujlwm sau npe tau ntev lawm …
Leej twg coj Ishmael?
Yog koj xav tau lub tsev kawm ntawv me me lom zem rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab,koj tuaj yeem siv lub tswv yim hauv qab no.
Cov neeg koom: cov menyuam kawm ntawv theem siab, tus xibfwb, tus thawj xibfwb.
Koj tuaj yeem tso 2 lub rooj rau ntawm theem, lub rooj zaum rau tus kws qhia.
Tus kws qhia nkag hauv chav kawm, hais nyob zoo.
Xibhwb: Peb rov ua homework. Yog li, Sidorov!
Sidorov: Vim li cas kuv tam sim ntawd, kuv thaum kawg tsis muaj dab tsi!
Xibhwb: Sidorov, qhia kuv tias leej twg coj Ishmael?
Sidorov: Mary Ivanovna, Kuv tsis tau noj dab tsi, ncaj ncees kuv tsis tau coj nws, nws yog Ivanov.
Ivanov: Dab tsi Ishmael, Kuv tsis pom dab tsi, tsis yog kuv!
Xibhwb: (Nkauj siab) Yog li ntawd, kuv lub siab ntev dhau lawm! Kuv hu tus thawj coj.
Nyob thiab coj tus thawj coj.
Xibhwb: Nws yog zaj lus thib peb uas peb tsis paub tias leej twg coj Ishmael?
Director: Dab tsi, nws yog 10-B? Tsis yog, cov no yuav tsis rov qab!
Tsib rau Lub Siab
Lwm tsab ntawv los ntawm koob "funny skits about high school".
Cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab tau xeem lej. Pawg thawj coj zaum tom qab lub rooj, tus kws qhia ntawv nyob hauv nws qhov chaw.
Xibhwb: Petrov, Kuv pom txhua yam, muab daim ntawv dag rau ntawm lub rooj!
Tus tub kawm muab daim ntawv cuav. zaum tab sis tig.
Xib fwb: Petrov tsis thab lwm tus.
Petrov: (nce) Nyob zoo Marya Ivanovna, Kuv tau kawm koj cov lej tau kaum xyoo, tab sis kuv tseem tsis nkag siab dab tsi. Kuv tuaj yeem zaum ntawm no tau tsib hnub, tab sis kuv yuav tsis txiav txim siab dab tsi. Pab cov me nyuam txom nyem. (Laughter in class)
Xib fwb: Petrov, ib qho ntxiv dag zog zoo li no thiab kuv yuav ncaws koj tawm, rov qab los rau kev rov qab.
Studentzaum, tig rov qab, saib daim ntawv, sim txiav txim siab, thiab dhia dua.
Petrov: Marya Ivanovna, Marya Ivanovna, koj paub tias tam sim no kuv yuav tsis loj hlob sai thiab yuav tsis txiav txim siab dab tsi!
Ntxhais hauv chav kawm, cov tswv cuab ntawm pawg neeg hu nkauj heev.
Marya Ivanovna: (nrog kev khuv leej) Nyob zoo Vasya, yog koj xav zoo, ces koj yuav ua tiav. Zaum thiab tsis txhob thab lwm tus.
Petrov zaum thiab dhia dua hauv ib feeb: Marya Ivanovna, Kuv ua tsis tau dab tsi! (Laughter in class)
Tus tswvcuab sawv cev thiab zaum ntawm Petrov: Zoo, cia peb pom dab tsi koj ua tsis tau rau ntawd!
Disco Star
Sketches funny rau cov menyuam kawm ntawv theem siab, luv thiab suab paj nruag, sib txawv ib qho kev hais kwv txhiaj.
Cov tswv cuab: cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab, ob tus hluas nkauj.
Lub suab nkauj ntawm tes, tab sis cov tub ntxhais kawm seev cev maj mam thiab maj mam. Ib tug zoo siab txiv leej tub khiav mus rau hauv thiab pib seev cev nquag, tsis poob rau hauv lub ntaus suab paj nruag: nws dhia, parodies lub so, thiab lwm yam. Txhua leej txhua tus qhia surprise, co nws lub taub hau thiab twisting ntawm lub tuam tsev. Tom qab ib ntus, lub suab paj nruag txo qis me ntsis.
Thawj kawm ntawv theem siab: (hauv pob ntseg ntawm tus phooj ywg, tab sis nrov rau cov neeg tuaj saib) Wow, zoo, tsaus ntuj, koj puas paub?
Thib Ob: Yog, qhov no yog Sidorov los ntawm peb 10-B.
Thawj: Nws yog dab tsi? Puas yog nws ib txwm ua zoo li no?
Thib Ob: Tsis yog, koj yog dab tsi, nws yog tus coj ncaj ncees, tsuas yog hnub no thawj zaug hauv 10 xyoo nws tau txais tsib lub tebchaws Lavxias!
Txiv Plig Nyiaj PovFrost
Dab tsi ua si Xyoo Tshiab skits rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab? Funny lossis classic, cov tub ntxhais kawm txiav txim siab. Nov yog ib qho ntawm cov xwm txheej rau Xyoo Tshiab mini-kev ua yeeb yam.
Cov neeg koom: ob tug menyuam kawm ntawv theem siab, ib tug tub thiab menyuam yaus.
Ob tug hluas nkauj zaum - cov menyuam kawm ntawv theem siab.
Thawj: kwv yees, Ivanov yuav kuv lub tsho plaub rau Xyoo Tshiab!
Second: Koj ua dab tsi! Xav tsis thoob, qhia kuv sai sai no.
Tawm tom qab thiab rov qab hnav khaub ncaws zoo li Snow Maiden. Lub tsho luv luv ua los ntawm cov ntaub, pluab hauv qab.
First: (laughs) Yog, txhua yam yog tseeb, yog li ntawd nws thiaj yuav nws tus kheej ib lub tsho plaub thiab…
Ivanov nkag rau hauv Santa Claus costume: Zoo, Petrova, koj yuav tsum tau ua haujlwm ntawm lub tsho plaub.
Cov me nyuam yaus khiav hauv cov khaub ncaws sib txawv.
Ivanov zaum: Zoo, Snegurka, hu nkauj rau cov menyuam yaus.
Petrova: (hesitating) lab, lab, lab, liab liab roses…
Ivanov: Auj, Snegurka, zoo, koj yog kuv tus neeg tso dag. Thiab tam sim no sawv daws tab tom hu nkauj txog Xyoo Tshiab, txwv tsis pub yuav tsis muaj khoom plig.
Ivanov: Malaya, lawv tab tom ua haujlwm hauv chav da dej, thiab kuv yuav npaj ib daim ntawv sau paj huam rau koj ntawm no. Thawj tus mus.
Boy: Santa Claus, tsis txhob txhawj, xa khoom plig thiab tawm mus. Kuv mam qhia kuv txiv, nws yuav them li ntawd.
Tus tub thib ob: Hav, Ivanov hauv hwj txwv, dab tsi lwm yam paj huam. Mus guys.
Cov menyuam yaus pounce rau Santa Claus, tso Snow Maiden, tshem lub hnab.
Ivanov: (cov hwj txwv thiab lub kaus mom txav tawm) Zoo, Petrova! 10 tus ntxiv matinees thiab peb dawb.
School scenes, funny rau cov menyuam kawm ntawv theem siab lossis xav txog qhov hnyav, tau txais zoo sib npaugcov neeg tuaj saib thiab ua kom muaj yeeb yuj, ci ntsa iab thiab tsis nco qab.
Pom zoo:
Puas yog rau cov poj niam cev xeeb tub kom tau cov kua ntses: cov txiaj ntsig thiab kev phom sij ntawm cov kua ntses, cov txiaj ntsig ntawm tus poj niam lub cev thiab tus menyuam hauv plab, cov kua ntses thiab cov zaub mov noj qab haus huv rau cov poj niam cev xeeb tub
Japanese cuisine tau dhau los ua neeg nyiam nyob rau lub sijhawm, ntau tus xav tias nws tsis yog qab heev, tab sis kuj noj qab haus huv. Lub peculiarity ntawm no cuisine yog hais tias cov khoom tsis undergo tshwj xeeb ua, lawv yog npaj tshiab. Feem ntau siv cov additives sib txawv, piv txwv li, qhiav, wasabi lossis kua ntses. Cov poj niam hauv txoj haujlwm qee zaum tshwj xeeb yog xav noj cov khoom no lossis cov khoom ntawd. Niaj hnub no peb yuav xyuas seb cov poj niam cev xeeb tub puas tuaj yeem muaj kua ntses?
Kev sib tw ua yeeb yam rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab rau lub caij nplooj zeeg pob
Yuav kom lub koob tsheej yav tsaus ntuj yuav tsum muaj nyob rau theem siab tshaj plaws, koj yuav tsum xav txog thiab npaj qhov xwm txheej uas yuav muaj kev lom zem ua si, kev sib tw ironic thiab kev sib tw comic. Thiab cov kws txawj ntse yuav qhia dab tsi los tuav kev sib tw rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab rau lub caij nplooj zeeg pob?
Npaj lub caij nplooj zeeg rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab
Caij nplooj zeeg ib txwm nyiam los ntawm cov tub ntxhais hluas rau qhov ci ntsa iab ntawm toj roob hauv pes thiab cov hnub so uas feem ntau muaj nyob rau lub sijhawm xyoo no. Lub sij hawm fertile yog nto moo rau surge ntawm lub cev thiab muaj tswv yim kev ua ub no nyob rau hauv cov neeg ntawm tag nrho cov hnub nyoog. Lub caij nplooj zeeg lub pob rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab yog ib txwm muaj kev tshwm sim nyob rau hauv txhua lub tsev kawm ntawv uas mob siab rau tus kheej ntawm kev paub txog cov tub ntxhais hluas
Sib faib cov lus rau cov kawm qib 1. Lub Cuaj Hli 1 - Hnub Kev Paub: paj huam, kev zoo siab, kev xav, kev tos txais, xaj, lus qhia rau cov tub ntxhais kawm thawj zaug
Thawj lub Cuaj Hlis - Hnub Kev Paub - hnub zoo uas txhua tus neeg tau ntsib hauv nws lub neej. Kev zoo siab, ib pab tub rog zoo nkauj, lub hnab ntawv tshiab… Cov tub ntxhais kawm yav tom ntej pib puv lub tsev kawm ntawv. Kuv xav kom lawv muaj hmoo, ua siab zoo, ua tib zoo mloog. Cov niam txiv, cov kws qhia ntawv, cov kawm tiav yuav tsum muab cov lus sib faib rau cov tub ntxhais kawm thawj zaug, tab sis qee zaum nws nyuaj heev kom nrhiav tau cov lus zoo
Riddles txog hav zoov rau cov menyuam yaus 3-4, 5-6 xyoo thiab cov tub ntxhais kawm theem pib
Riddles txog hav zoov ua lub luag haujlwm loj hauv kev yug menyuam. Ua ntej tshaj plaws, lawv nthuav dav lub qab ntug ntawm cov menyuam yaus, muab lawv txoj kev paub tseem ceeb txog lub ntiaj teb nyob ib puag ncig lawv. Qhov thib ob, riddles txog hav zoov instill nyob rau hauv cov tub ntxhais hluas tiam ib tug hlub rau xwm. Qhov thib peb, lawv qhia cov me nyuam xav txog cov duab
